Tuesday, January 15, 2008

SMS JOKES, SMS SEND,

Door bahut hain par itna samajh lo,paas rehkar bhi koi rishta khaas nahi hota,tum dil ke itne paas ho ki dooriyon ka ehsaas he nahi hota..........

Nazar-andaz kaise karen aapko,nazaro mein chupaaye hai aapko,
yaad aane par aanson bahaye bhi to kaise,darthe hai kahin jhuki jo palken to chubh na jaayee aapko...............................

Karke dosti hum kisko bholate nahi,umrr-bhar hum dosti hai nibhate,
na ho tumhe dosti me batware ka ehsaas,isliye hum aur dost banaate nahi..................


Mausam ka badalta rang hai ye,bewafa deewano ka dhang hai ye.....
arre kya roti rehti ho zindgi bhar sath ke liye,khush hai dil ki koi "budha" to sang hai..


Kahe baba sunn re fakhir,tum ho raja hum hain kabir,ho raqeeb tum ,hum hain habib,wo tera nasib ye mera nasib..............


Arz kiya haa .....Roshni agar rab ko ho manzoor,to andhiyo me bhi chiraag jalte hai,roshni agar rab ko ho manzoor,to andhiyo me bhi chiraag jalte hai,chal-chal re naujawan bijli ka bill bharne chalte hai............


Aapki yaad main humne nai kalam uthai,liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai,
socha tha ki usko sambhal kar rakhenge,magar wo to bacccho ko darane ke kaam ayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

SMS pe sms bhejte ho,bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho to bhi kya bhejte ho,khud ka bheja to chalta nahin,
doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho.......

Door bahut hain par itna samajh lo,paas rehkar bhi koi rishta khaas nahi hota,tum dil ke itne paas ho ki dooriyon ka ehsaas he nahi hota..........

Promise me we are true friends..
I am lamp you are light I am pepse you are Sprite,
I am phool you are fool I am Normal you are Pagal,
I am water you are tanki,I am "Tarzan" you are "Monkey".....

Jalli ko Aag kehte hain, Bujhi ko Rakh kehte hain Cobra ko Naag kehte hain,jo tumhare pass jo hai use khaali dimaag kehte hain...................

Hume tumse love hai,please refuse na karna.ye zero watt ka hope bulb hai
please ise fuse na karna..................

Sunlo jaana tum hi ho ab meri life
Tujh ko chhod k naa koi banagi meri wife
Tu agar kabhi de dhokha
Jaan main apni doonga with a knife


Aye dost to bhi likha kar shayari,meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,log fenkege ande aur tamatar,to shaam ke dinner ka Intezaam Ho Jayega ..................................................

Raah mein gire phool uthata hai koi koi,mohabbat karte hain sabhi , nibhata hai koi-koi............................................

Jab bhi tanhai ne unko sataya hoga,tab-tab unko hamara khayal aaya hoga
gam ye nahi ke wo bhool gaye humko,gum ye hai ke ro-ro kar bhulaya hoga..............


Wo to khusbu hai, hawaon main bikhar jaiga,masla phool ka hai , phool kidher jaiga,hum to samjhe thay ke ek zakham hai bhar jaiga,kya khaber thi ke rug-e-jism mein utar jainge........................

From..Kavita

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